Dirty Pete McGowan

A grog-swilling, wench-groping, treasure-hunting, dirty, filthy, pirate. YARRGH!

Description:

BLOOD!

GOLD!

GROG!

WENCHES!

First we spill the BLOOD!

Then we get the GOLD!

Then we drink the GROG!

Then we grope the WENCHES!

YAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!

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Dirty Pete recently lost his left foot in a fight with a giant magical jaguar. The loss of his foot has left him feeling particularly lenient towards the right.

He enjoys complaining about his sore arches.

Bio:

After slaying a dragon, Dirty Pete was killed by a Viking.
How anticlimactic.

Dirty Pete McGowan

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