The New World
Dirty Pete McGowan
A grog-swilling, wench-groping, treasure-hunting, dirty, filthy, pirate. YARRGH!
First we spill the BLOOD!
Then we get the GOLD!
Then we drink the GROG!
Then we grope the WENCHES!
Dirty Pete recently lost his left foot in a fight with a giant magical jaguar. The loss of his foot has left him feeling particularly lenient towards the right.
He enjoys complaining about his sore arches.
After slaying a dragon, Dirty Pete was killed by a Viking.